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  • Bad Canoe Trip Ideas - Teenagers and Spaghetti
    A bunch of my friends got together and went down in the boonies for a two-day canoe trip. The first night was set up tents. Then it was time for the adults to wrestle up dinner. So, I asked, "What's for dinner?", to which the response was "Spaghetti". Now, I'm thinking and then I said it, "I never had spaghetti on a camping trip before".
  • Trucking over Cabbage Hill
    One of the most magnificent things I have ever seen in my life is the view from atop Deadman Pass, otherwise known as Cabbage Hill. This stretch of road runs between La Grande, Oregon and Pendleton, Oregon on I-84. If you ever get the chance to head to the northwest you really need to drive this road...however, make sure that you do it with care.
  • Deer Season Entertaining - Easy Venison Recipes
    If you live anywhere near a hunter or hunting area, then chances are you are going to get some deer meat. There are some great, easy recipes besides the old, tried and true-deer chili, deer stew, deer roast with vegetables, deer stroganoff, grilled venison tenderloins or chicken fried deer steaks with gravy and mashed potatoes.
  • The Perfect Gifts for any Redneck Occasion
    Christmas is right around the corner and gift buying can be challenging enough without even considering what to get for friends that are admitted rednecks. Well, don't fret- here are some suggestions for those special people on your list that will work for any occasion.
  • National Redneck Party Convention
    It's election year and I don't hear anybody talking about the poor, redneck population. They don't qualify for government aid or healthcare, because they work jobs, (most times), pay taxes (sometimes) and are seldom heard griping about anything except the foreigners or something that has nothing to do with them.
  • I Want My Mullet Back - Redneck Haircuts - 101
    Wait no more, the controversial redneck, countryboy/cityboy haircut has been making a silent comeback. It just hasn't made the obvious surfacing it did in the 80's and 90's because of the variations.
  • Dating at a NASCAR Race
    So you found yourself a redneck partner and want to impess them? Well, A NASCAR date is like a commitment - it can be cheap and not well thought out, or it can be over-the top and a lifelong memory. You're going to need tickets, grub, beer and a good pick-up, (truck, that is) to get you there.
  • Gifts for Your Redneck Woman
    Chances are that if you're dealing with a real redneck woman that she's just going to laugh at you if you turn up with something typically cheesy and romantic, so why not think about something that she'll like, something that suits her and the way she lives her life? Here's a few ideas for some terrific gifts that will impress any woman who is proud to call herself a redneck.
  • The Redneck Games - A New Southern Tradition
    Begun by WQZY radio personality Mac Davis as a humorous answer to jokes about the "redneck" aspect of Atlanta's Olympics in 1996, the games have grown from a surprisingly strong 5000+ turnout to over 15,000 attendees each year enjoying a variety of traditional games and family fun that's skewed to the redneck side of life.
  • Redneck Cooking - Beyond Deep Frying
    If you grew up redneck, you know the deliciousness of Southern and country cooking. Breaded deep-fried chicken, fried potatoes, fried green tomatoes, pan-fried pork chops, bacon, gravy, biscuits, and fried catfish, but, there are ways to eat more healthy.
  • The Great Redneck Cookout
    One thing rednecks love to do: eat. It's an old tradition, eating good filling meals with friends and a liberal dose of beer or other lubricants added.
  • A Guide to NASCAR for Redneck Women
    In order to understand the culture of the redneck man, it is necessary to understand the most Southern of sports: NASCAR. It's more than just cars driving in circles at high speed, punctuated by the occasional crash; it is an integral part of the modern South. In order to really understand both, you must know where NASCAR came from and why it exists.
  • Mud Bogging - Proof You Should Be A Redneck
    Mud bogging is a sport that combines the thrill of racing, the love of top-performance vehicles, the fun of off-road mudding, and the never-outgrown little boy love of playing in the mud, getting as dirty as humanly possible.
  • What Makes Redneck Humor Funny?
    There are some significant differences between redneck humor and what you'd have to call New York humor, as there should be; both types of humor owe a lot to the cultures from which they came.
  • To Understand Redneck Women: The Sweet Potato Queens Know It All
    Redneck men, you can learn from this. According to the Sweet Potato Queen, this is what redneck women really want
  • The Redneck Riviera: A Great Vacation Spot
    The Redneck Riviera boasts every imaginable playground for country boys and girls. Described by some as Mardi Gras with a beach, the Redneck Riviera is a great place to vacation, bikini-watch, surf, or just watch the sunset in a beach chair.
  • The Best Redneck Date Movies
    Let's make one thing perfectly clear, right off: redneck date movies, for the most part, are NOT being made today. Your average chick flick is something like Sex and the City - okay for most redneck women, but not what you'd call appealing to the redneck in her.
  • Small Town Girl Trying to Find a Small Town Boy
    Life in Small Town USA is great. There's not much crime, and what there is you can avoid by staying away from the wrong people. You know everyone, and everyone knows you, and you live close by family and friends who you've known all your life. Problem is, you KNOW everybody. Every man in town went to school with you, or dated your best friend, or is married to your best friend, or is secretly gay.
  • 8 Minute Dates
    For people who are busy- and who isn't?- the idea of speed dating has caught on like wildfire. But is 8 minutes per person long enough?
  • The Dukes of Hazzard: Still a Big Favorite
    Who hasn't had a crush on Daisy Duke, or on one of her cousins? Sexy men, a beautiful and feisty girl, great car with an iconic horn, and a rebel yell all stirred together made one of the campiest shows on television something great.
  • How to Find a Redneck Woman
    If you can't find a single woman who isn't prejudiced against guns and God, or who doesn't understand the value of spending five hours in a deer stand in November, try this short list of redneck women specialties online.
  • Tattoos, A Closer Look
    You'll find that there are many different styles of tattooing out there, so take a look at a few popular ones.
  • Dating a Redneck Man
    Believe it or not, there are women out there who don't know the pleasures of having doors opened for them, doing the Boot-Scooting Boogie, or spending a night under the stars on the old deer stand (off-season) with a strong, warm man. This list of reasons to date a redneck man is just for them.
  • Redneck...The Origin
    Rednecks are primarily thought of as white, working class people living in the southern part of the U.S. Nowadays, rednecks can be found all over the country. The term redneck most likely got started as a way of referring to the sun-burned red necks of people who worked in the fields all day. In some places in the country, they are called hillbillies, hicks, bumpkins, or trailer trash.
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